Ever since I was a child I have had a fear of someone/something under my bed. So I went to a shrink...
"I've got problems. Everytime I go to bed I think there is someone under it. I think I am going crazy!"
The shrink says, " Just put yourself in my hands for one year and we should be able to get rid of those fears. We would meet 3 times a week."
"How much do you charge?"
"$80 per visit."
"I'll sleep on it."
6 months later we met on the street and the doctor said, " Why didn't you come to se me about those fears you have?"
"Well, $80 per visit for a year is alot of money!! My bartender cured me for only $10. I was so happy that I saved all that money, I went out and bought a new truck."
"Is that so, and how may I ask did he do that?"
"He told me to cut the legs off of my bed."